By Michelle Crouch, Reader's Digest
Easy come, easy go
Whether they win $500 million or $1 million, about 70 percent of lotto winners lose or spend all our money in five years or less.
Take a second chance
Always play the second-chance drawings. Some games require you to mail in your losing ticket. Others tell you to go online and register the ticket’s serial number. People either don’t know about the drawings or don’t take the time to enter, so your odds of winning are always better.
We don't quit while we're ahead
Do lotto winners still play the lottery? Absolutely. And we’re sure we’re going to win again. (Pro tip: Try buying a ticket from the U.S. state with the most lottery winners—and increase your chances of winning.)
You will be exploited—possibly by your friends
I had one friend who told me this sob story about how behind she was on her local taxes, how they were going to take her house because she couldn’t pay. After she left, I got on my computer, looked up her tax records, and saw that she wasn’t behind. When I printed out that page and sent it to her, well, that was the end of our friendship.
A lot can seem like a little
If you win $6 million and find yourself in a room full of lotto winners who won $100 million or more, all of a sudden, you feel like the poor one. It’s all relative.
We answer for our impulse purchases
After we won the lottery, we bought an eight-bedroom, seven-bath, 10,000-square-foot mansion because we could, and it sounded amazing. Well, now we’re selling the eight-bedroom, seven-bath mansion because it’s impractical for a family of four.
We are still looked down upon by the truly wealthy
After we won and moved into an exclusive neighborhood, we planned a huge Fourth of July party and invited all our neighbors. None of them came—they thought we didn’t earn our money.
We're sick of money questions
It drives me nuts when people ask where I keep the money, how I spend it, and if I still have it. No one would dream of asking a CEO those questions.
Your friends will change with your lifestyle
All lotto winners think they’re going to have the same friends and do the same things. But if you have $100 million and you want to fly to Hong Kong for the weekend, you need to either find someone who can afford to go with you or be willing to subsidize someone.
You may be forced into the spotlight
If you think you’re going to win and remain anonymous, you’d better check your state laws. Many states require that you do a news conference and hold up a big check.
Tis better to give
Now that I can buy anything I want, I’ve learned that what really matters—and what I enjoy most—is being able to do things that help other people.
Don't donate all at once
If you want to give a charity a big sum of money, never give it all at once. It’s better to donate $100,000 a year for ten years so you can retain some control and make sure the cash is being spent wisely.
Who are we kidding? Life is great.
You haven’t lived until someone picks up the laundry from your front porch and brings it back to you that night, completely done and neatly folded.